Just a pro tip, never throw anything at a police officer.
According to Yahoo! News, the poop thrower, an unidentified Australian woman, was trying to return to her home in Queensland after taking her two pooches out for a walk. Unfortunately for all three, the road was closed due to an ongoing police investigation, and they weren’t allowed to access the house.
“I’m standing right here, that’s where me and my dogs are standing,” she explains in the video, before adding: “I’m standing right f*cking here!”
Despite her protests, the two police officers wouldn’t allow her and her dogs to proceed down the street. So she decided to assault one of them with a bag of fresh dog sh*t. Needless to say, it wasn’t a good idea.