Kid wakes up after surgery thinking he’s a gangster

This is my new favorite video

This is the hilarious moment a nine-year-old boy comes round from anaesthetic thinking he’s a gangster who bought “a billion strippers”.

Brandon Lally was caught on camera by his mother Amanda as he woke up after having surgery on his broken arm in a hospital in the US.

In the footage, Brandon woozily address his mother, telling her that Dubai was “lit”. His mother then asks whether he bought anything in Dubai, to which he replies: “Like, a billion strippers, man.” He then tells Amanda that he met up with his “boy Rocco” who knocked a group of people out cold.

After a while, Brandon adds: “I’m sorry. Don’t tell my lawyer we killed people, man.”
His mother then bursts into laughter, prompting Brandon to angrily shout: “What you laughing at? I’m not f***ing joking, man.”