Man vs Flaming Bull

Never taunt a fire horned bull!

With all due respect to the famed Running of the Bulls, this may be the craziest thing you’ll see involving one of the animals.

Check out this scene from a bullfight in Mislata, Spain. This wasn’t your ordinary run-of-the-mill “I hope my tushy doesn’t get tossed 30 feet in the air so people can hear me scream like a 5-year-old girl who lost her Barbie” bullfight, though. That’s because the bull in question had horns that were ON FIRE!

If you see a bull on fire, your immediate reaction should be anything other than taunting it. Literally, anything else. This guy, though, thinks so far outside the box he needs a telescope to see the box, so he had no qualms about challenging the bull, who was probably all like, “I got two flames bursting from my head. I’m invincible!”

There’s a fine line between being macho and just saying to your fate, “Hey, I just wanted to give you some advance notice that I’m about to do something really stupid.”