Never taunt a fire horned bull!
Check out this scene from a bullfight in Mislata, Spain. This wasn’t your ordinary run-of-the-mill “I hope my tushy doesn’t get tossed 30 feet in the air so people can hear me scream like a 5-year-old girl who lost her Barbie” bullfight, though. That’s because the bull in question had horns that were ON FIRE!
If you see a bull on fire, your immediate reaction should be anything other than taunting it. Literally, anything else. This guy, though, thinks so far outside the box he needs a telescope to see the box, so he had no qualms about challenging the bull, who was probably all like, “I got two flames bursting from my head. I’m invincible!”
There’s a fine line between being macho and just saying to your fate, “Hey, I just wanted to give you some advance notice that I’m about to do something really stupid.”