Thicker Than A Bowl Of Oatmeal!

Somebody make a petition to free this man!

Woman who appears to be a prosecutor reads testimony from an undercover police offer stating the inmate had hit on the her while attempting to sell her marijuana.

Then came the golden moment when his pickup line was delivered:

“Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal,” he allegedly said to the cop. That’s not the best part, though. The inmate is so proud of this pick-up line, he gives the double point and nod to the prosecutor as she says it, miming like, “oh yeah, that’s my line.”